So many times in my life have I had encounters with the dull and dimwitted types. So much so that I decided to start classifying them. See if you have ever met or seen the following... :}
1.) Idioticapapele - This are the types of idiots that you encounter in the classroom. The ones that never seem to listen when the teacher is giving out instructions on the paper size for tests:
Teacher: Time for a pop quiz. Take out a 1/2 sheet of intermediate pad.
Idioticapapele: Mam what size paper mam?
2.) Idoticatabukis - You see this type best when your in a car. They're the ones who always seem to cross the intersection when the light turns green. Or sometimes they're mothers who choose the busiest part of the highway to cross with a toddler (almost always ignoring to use a sky walk). Or they can be the ones that run when crossing the street but stop halfway to the other side. The most usual case I have seen is the deer-caught-in-headlights type of idioticatabukis. Those are the ones that actually stop in the middle of the street when they see a car coming.
3.) Idioticamedicalis - These are the self medicating types. They're the ones who are either too lazy or too proud to go to the doctor, most of them end up drinking a laxative for a headache. Those are okay but the ones I can't stand are the ones who have serious ailments but seek alternative forms of treatment. Slapping yourself with a tree branch won't make tuberculosis go away people!!!!! Lying on a bed with flashing lights won't cure cancer!!!!
4.) Idioticapalagpatis - These are usually the types who say things that, more often than not, turn out to be false. There is certainly nothing wrong in being wrong its just annoying and pitiful to go on defending it. If you don't know anything about something, please don't talk about it like you wrote the book about it.
5.) Idioticatikalonis - They're usually the noisiest ones at the party, and are constantly name dropping to get other people's attention, sometimes they go way off the conversation just to mention they know someone of note. Or they mention facts about themselves that no one even cared to know. They are usually the recipients of the "Who asked?" looks.
6.) Idioticamusicalis - These are the ones that pretend they are fans of a certain band, singer, song writer, or music style, but upon further inquire know absolutely nothing. The most annoying manifestation of this certain Idiotica is their inability to match the right words with the right songs. They can be closely related to the Idioticapalagpatis sometimes in their refusal to be the taught the right lyrics, always believing what they're singing is right.
7.) Idioticacriminalis - These are the dangerous type of Idiotica. Driven by drugs, greed, or desperation they are the ones that would risk endangering lives just so they can earn a couple of bucks. I hate hearing cases of this Idiotica on the news because they're usually linked to injured bystanders or dead victims. When your desperate for cash is stealing really the only way sometimes? Do they really have no choice?
8.) Idioticamilitantis - They're usually the ones behind riots. The devils whispering in the ears of Idioticailintoon (to be described later) telling them half truths in order to achieve a result in line with their ultimate goal... Anarchy..
Idioticamilitantis: We should not support the Reproductive Health Bill because it supports abortion and that is against the teachings of the bible.
VATICAN: No it does not. read it before you come to conclusions.
DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH: No it does not. Read it before you come to conclusions.
9.) Idioticailintoon - These are the ones who don't seem to have an independent though process. They can usually be found following the teachings of an ignorant priest or moronic government official. I usually don't find them stupid per say but they are definitely Idiotica to the point of being to lazy to think for themselves. If they are so bent on not using their brain, why don't they just migrate to a communist country.
10.) Idiotaidiotica - These are the most entertaining ones. I don't even have to explain it because there is one clear cut, very famous, undeniable example of Idiotaidiotica...
JESSICA SIMPSON
"I didn't know buffaloes had wings."
Those are my Idiotica Classifications so far.
I'm probably going to have even more examples when school starts.
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Sigh
10 years ago